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kpop introduction post (4 me tho, not u)
hyoyeon | more important than anything
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OKAY GUYS THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST EXCITING POST EVER FOR ME. THIS IS MY UNOFFICIAL INTRODUCTION TO KPOP BEYOND SNSD POST. Basically I'm just using it so Eléonore/vergoldung can GIF!Spam me an introduction to INFINITE. (IDEK IF YOU SPELL THEIR NAMES WITH ALL CAPS? HELP?)

BUT ERM BASICALLY I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO COME AND INTRODUCE ME TO KPOP BANDS USING LOADS OF GIFS AND TELLING ME ABOUT WHAT A TROLL UR FAV IS (OR JUST HELP ME LOVE THEM). I C U LURKING THERE, WANTING TO SQUEE ABOUT UR FAV OPPA - COME HITHER. PLS HELP ME FRIENDS. (if u just wanna talk about snsd with me then that is also kewl)



PS - imma go ahead and make this an open post so feel free to invite people here to play

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OKAY GIF TIME GURL

BUT ALSO I AM ORGANIZING THIS (what even) SO THIS IS THE INFINITE THREAD

Re: INFINITE RUINS LIVES

YES. YES I REGULARLY VISIT A WEBSITE CALLED LISTVERSE WHICH IS BASICALLY A WEBSITE FULL OF LISTS IF THAT GIVES YOU A CLUE AS TO HOW MUCH I LIKE ORGANIZATION.

so ready for this.

Re: INFINITE RUINS LIVES

o.O we r soulmates tbh

quick intro to all the members with two gifs each

IN ORDER OF OLDNESS BECAUSE KPOP INDUSTRY IS WEEYURD :

1. Kim Sung Kyu aka leader (and also lead vocal)
(I usually write it Sunggyu or just Gyu but whatever, it's all faulty romanization anyway)






2. Jang Dong Woo aka joy incarnate (and also main rapper/dancer)







3. Nam Woo Hyun aka main vocalist (and also greasy one)
(I tend to call him Namu because of ~reasons, also Namstar)






4. Lee Howon, called Hoya aka dancing machine (and also main rapper)
(I like to call him Hobaby sometimes)






3. Lee Sung Yeol aka perfect human being (and also choding)
(I will call him all the things starting with LOVE OF MY LIFE and Prince Sungyeol and Yeollie, Yeol, Sungyeollie.)






6. Kim Myun Soo, called L aka derpiest dork on the planet (but also visual hahahaha)






7. Lee Sung Jong aka fierce maknae God (and also fierce maknae God okay)






((omg this took me forever but picking gifs is hard okay and I want you to love them so ~pressure is on))

PRINCE SUNGYEOL - perfect human being



I HEREBY PRESENT YOU LEE SUNGYEOL, PRINCE OF MY HEART AND CHODING OF INFINITE.


So first thing you need to know about Yeollie? HE IS BETTER THAN YOU. ALSO PRETTIER.




















BUT ALSO HE MAKES THE FUCKING PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD?








He used to be all lean-ness and basically limbs limbs limbs but now he's gotten some muscle weight and ughhh my inexistent libido notices. And his ass is pretty much flat, which I find adorable because whatever I am smitten. But also HIS LEGS OKAY. Like, his thighs are just superior.







No but honestly, it's a crime against humanity that Woolim still hasn't pursued a modelling contract for him. Sunyeol/catwalk OTP for life!!




OH AND HIS HANDS ARE GORGEOUS AND THAT IS CRUCIAL (tho all of the boys have pretty hands, life's just unfair)




He has the most delightful smile where he shows all his teeth and it's just wonderous how such a wonderful face is even possible in the world.








HE IS SUCH A CHILD OMFG (but don't underestimate his smarts, he is sharp sharp sharp)











NEXT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW, HE IS AN ENTERTAINER.

Watch any of Infinite's variety shows and you will understand what he brings to the group. He is a crazy goofball, with a sharp tongue. Always ready to entertain. This tv performance is a great example of the way he commits to his role as choding.


ALSO HIS VOICE. IS MUSIC TO MY EARS OKAY.
And not his singing voice, because I don't really care for his singing voice (he isn't that good), but just his talking voice is so DELIGHTFUL to me. I don't even know how to explain it, but there is something in his inflection that makes the beauty of Korean even more melodic than it already is and I just DIE because melodic languages are my kryptonite.



(Never over how handsome he is in this episode.)

Okay so I was actively working on picking the sluttiest gifs for my Woohyun thread WHEN THIS POST HAPPENED IN MY LIFE. AND I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO DO SUNGJONG NEXT BUT YEAH YOU NEED TO GO READ THIS META RIGHT EFFING NOW.

AND THEN JOIN US IN THE MAKNAE WORSHIP.


Everybody should be in love with Woohyun.

Meet Nam Woohyun, the idolest idol who ever idoled.



(forever in awe that this gif is a thing that is real)



Okay, so you know how Sungyeol is my number one? Well that's only because I fell so madly in love with his surreal effulgence and insane prettiness. He is my prince because I am totally hypnotized by how vibrant he is, but really, Woohyun should be my bias. And in a way he is, it's just that Yeol has me so completely under his spell that he reclaims the title for himself.

Basically : you need to like him, because he is actually a flawless being and all of us are unworthy of his worship. Because yes, Woohyun fanboys the fangirls. (Unironically, in case that wasn't clear.) And there are people who shame him for that and hate on him for being a slut/whore/fake/etc and it makes me so upset I could scream.

Nam Woohyun lives for the female gaze. Everything he does is a performance to please the women watching. Everything. The care he puts into working out maintaining his fat-free body-type (cough eating disorder cough), the passion he brings into every single song/dance, the countless love-declarations to his fans, the glee with which he does his signature heart-throwing... These boys are all professional as fuck and will forgo sleep and rest to make us happy with a+ work (bb boyyys *cries*) but Namu is definitely the most extreme is his self-sacrifying dedication.

(I have a lot of feelings about this. And everybody should be in love with Woohyun. He works so hard for you to be.)


So yes, Namu's moto : female gaze always and forever.









Most men who work hard at looking hot do it to be recognized as the apha male by other men. Not Namu though. He wants to appreciated by the women first and this is what makes his gender-role performance so fascinating. Because it's not about embracing normative masculinity, it's about flirting with female desire (ughh my feels).

As a result, Woohyun makes it his duty to break out into aegyo as often as possible. (And God is his aegyo the most cringe-worthy thing is the world or what? Regardless I love it to death, because of how enthusiastic he is about it. Because he wants to please. But yes, you will want to hit him in the face a lot - that's the only way to love this child.)



He actually launched the whole throwing hearts movement. Which is so obnoxiously adorable I can't.




SOME DAYS HE WILL LOOK LIKE A TWELVE YEAR OLD. (Not that this stops him from pulling the jailbait act ofc.)







BUT MOST DAYS HE IS AN MERCILESS TEASE AND WE ARE ALL HAPPY BECAUSE : EYE CANDY.













((lol I can't believe I have to split this in two!))

This is a Hoya-face-appreciation thread. Haters to the left!

So. You already know presh darling Joonhee. But it's high time you met Hoya. LET'S INTRODUCE YOU TWO.

Howon, Hoya, Hobaby, Hogod... The boy has a lot of names, but more importantly, that boy has a face. I mean it. He is motherfucking handsome, it's a pain. For some reason, I'm very sensitive to the way his hair is styled (and maybe even his make-up? I'm not sure), so sometimes I'm less attracted to him. But there is no denying the perfection of that face. It's a very good face to have. Yup. (Okay, now that today's theme is clear, let's get rolling!).

First off : he needs no mimicks to dazzle.





Ughhh this picture. I ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE THE NEED TO BANG HIM? I don't usually want to bang folks. This picture is rude.




How cute is that child?? He is very cute okay. Like, why are they pushing that manly man-ness sometimes I wonder. (And also : please to bow before Sungyeol's unequaled prettiness. My gorgeous prince is free of flaw.)


OKAY NOW. THINGS OF IMPORTANCE : HOYA IS THE DANCING MACHINE.
He is lead dancer and there is reason for that. He gots the swag.







(Btw, this is Woohyun in the background and note how syncronized my babies are! Even the tie-flips are syncro <3)

So remember how we talked about Woohyun's fascinating gender performance + him being the hot one? Well. Hoya is the manly hot one. Like, really. The way he embodies his manliness is undeniable (to the point where I feel that it's really thought as an essential aspect of his onstage performance). The way he acts off-stage isn't necessarily as pronounced, but as soon as he is performing, he is cocky and agressive and all things viril. (So don't picture him as Joonhee, because that's not his onstage persona at all. Like, nope.) Which is a shame, imo, because cute/shy/gender-bent!Hoya is actually the most delightful thing on the planet. I wish to see him more ofteeeeen.

Manliness and stuff :




And yet observe the adooorbs :





But okay, I don't always regret his over-the-top manliness, because ARMS ARMS ARMS AND BASICALLY ALL-AROUND EYE CANDY YES. Plus, hilarious shit. (Hot ridiculousness is fuel to my loins. And the shirt-ripping definitely fits the two categories. I dig it hard.)




Basically, he has a good body and he knows how to use it.




HOWEVER. Some people seem intent to make this his best feature and I'm like LOL NO. What have you people been smoking? HOWON. HAS. A. FACE.




((continued because of reasons mostly called Hoya's smile))

THIS IS THE SNSD THREAD OKAY YES OKAY

((omg this post is so going to be my personal bookmark for everything that is cool in life, basically all the spam will happen is that a plan, y/y?))



this video for liiiiife <3

hyo is queen, bow paesants!

LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND OMFG!

I SO THOUGHT ABOUT YOU AND I JUST HAD TO POST IT HERE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY PRETTY AND ALSO S E X



okay and now real life is calling me but you should post me pretty gifs while i'm gone :)

Re: THIS IS THE SNSD THREAD OKAY YES OKAY

TALK TO ME ABOUT SNSD PLS I WISH I KNEW THINGS BUT I DONT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THINGS ABOUT SNSD PLS TO BE GIF SPAMMING ME THANK

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Re: THIS IS THE SNSD THREAD OKAY YES OKAY

Oh dear I had to give my girls their own folders because it was getting too much and now the GIFS have disappeared ;__;

WHATEVER I HAVE A LOT OF TIME TODAY. I SHALL MAKE A NEW AND IMPROVED LIST.

I'M GOING TO GIVE EVERY GIRL THEIR OWN POST.

what do people get excited over irl? and not making posts about korean girl groups? idek.

Edited at 2013-04-10 03:36 pm (UTC)

Kim Taeyeon SNSD Leader | Main Vocalist | Eldest (1/9)
aka - Kid/Dork Leader, Ajumma, Pervert Taeng
I might call her: Taengoo
Star Sign: Pisces
Closest to: Tiffany, Sunny





Oh Taebb. While Yoona is the most popular in SNSD with the general public, I would have to say that it's Taeyeon who is probably the most popular with the SNSD-fanbase. At first, I didn't really get it - I didn't get why she was called dork/kid Leader or why she was so popular because she always seemed fairly straight-laced and sensible to me (lol.) However as soon as you notice Tangoo's, ahem, 'unique' personality - YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT AND YOU GROW TO LOVE HER FOR IT. I mean, the girl is a full on weirdo, to the point that I could never explain it:



I think of all the members, Taeyeon (and maybe Yuri) seem to be the most...well...the word 'depressed' gets thrown around a lot. I can't think of a better word to describe it right now, other than maybe 'down'. The other members have mentioned a lot that Taeyeon is perhaps the most closed-off member emotionally and quite a few of them (most recently Sunny) have said to her in interviews that they wish she wouldn't feel sad and that she would talk to them when she feels that way. Honestly, there are a lot of potential reasons for this...her being the leader and eldest Unnie must add a layer of responsibility and pressure that the others don't have. Tae is also, I think, the one who longs the most for musical-freedom and it's also been mentioned a few times that Tae is the most uncomfortable with 'cute' concepts and I definitely think she's most happy with rock/bad girl concepts, she's in her element in Devil's Cry, hey, she even seemed the most happy she had in months during I Got a Boy (WHO KNEW SHE HAD SO MUCH SWAG? OR THAT SHE COULD DANCE THAT WAY?!)



Undoubtedly the best singer in SNSD and in my (and many others) opinion, one of the best in KPop. I don't know how she can fit such a big voice in such a tiny body *squishes her cheeks*



Also her nickname ByunTae, aka - Pervert Taeng. Is. Because. Of. Reasons. Her favourite subject in life? Butts. More specifically - Tiffany's butt. But any are good with her.



I think that this, some would say 'immature' (I say, hilarious) behaviour, what with her perving and her dorking, people OFTEN (like legit, it's happened SO MANY TIMES) think that Taeyeon is the Maknae. Oh wait....there's something else....OH YEAH. PEOPLE THINK TAEYEON IS THE MAKNAE BECAUSE SHE'S THE ELDEST UNNIE BUT THE BITCH IS DRINKING OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH AND HASN'T AGED A DAMN DAY SINCE DEBUT. So basically what I'm trying to say is....this is also a Kim Taeyeon face appreciation/Kim Taeyeon is a wizard post. Basically though...

2007

2009

2012


Know this Kim Taeyeon. I am onto you.

In other news, this is Kim Taengoo. I would command you to love her, but I'm pretty sure you already do.



I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH STUFF/INFORMATION ABOUT SUPER JUNIOR ANYMORE, BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK OUT THIS POST I MADE A FEW YEARS AGO WHICH IS BASICALLY 100 REASONS TO LOVE THOSE ADORABLE IDIOTS

ALSO BEWARE THIS MIGHT BREAK YOUR BROWSER IF YOU HAVE ALREADY 100 TABS OPEN AS I ALWAYS DO :'D

SUPER JUNIOR IS THE GROUP I WANT TO GET INTO MOST OF ALL BUT I SRSLY HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH ALL THEM FACES SO ALWAYS GIVE UP.

I will try harder now that I have your reference post! Thanks bb!

2PM, B2ST/Beast, FT ISland, 2NE1, CN Blue, SHINee....

some good Kpop bands. I am too lazy to go and hunt down GIFs online. Gomen. ^^

Haha thanks bb! I am familiar with the names but unfortunately delving head first into new bands is apparently ~too scary~ for me, people have to help me step by step :')

I'm super interested in SHINee though....must make an effort to look them up properly.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS I AM GOING TO SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH KPOP

that being said, i now announce:

BIGBANG INDEED!

the beginner's guide to the five assholes who ruined my life

LEADER-SSHI:

kwon jiyong (stagename: g-dragon, gd)













BINGU:

choi seunghyun (stagename: top)













DANCER/TOKEN WANNABE GANGSTER:

dong youngbae (stage name: taeyang)













SMILING ANGEL:

kang daesung (stagename: dlite, d-lite) (also my personal bias)













MAKNAE:

lee seunghyun (stagename: seungri)












favorite songs!


this one had to grow on me but now i adore it sfm








this one also had to grow on me but basically the entire "alive" album is perfect and i love every song on it sooooooo




2ne1 <333333


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS BIG BANG ARE A GROUP I AM HIGHLY INTERESTED IN ALTHOUGH whoops @ me because I'm pretty sure I thought G-Dragon was in SHINee or Beast or something D: I also thought Top was it's own band. lmao.

ALSO I HAVE HEARD OF MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WHICH IS A+

WOW JESUS THEIR FACES AND BODIES. YOU KNOW HOW KPOP EITHER HAS SUPER PRETTY BOYS OR SUPER HOT MEN? THEY ARE DEFINITELY THE LATTER AND OMO I CAN'T TAKE IT BECAUSE I AM DEFINITELY PRO-SUPER HOT MEN. MY HORMONES. MAKE IT STOP.

No immediate favourite is jumping out for me right now, they all seem like a+ trolls although the G-Dragon bed gif made me actually lol.

INTRO POST:

shining shinee!

LEADER-SSHI/CHICKEN HYUNG

lee jinki (stagename: onew)











TOKEN TALL DARK AND HANDSOME/RAPPER:

choi minho











SELF PROCLAIMED DINOSAUR:

kim jonghyun (stagename: jjong)











DIVA/BIAS RUINER:

kim kibum (stagename: key)











MAKNAE:

lee taemin (personal bias)










OK LEGIT. BIG BANG, SHINEE AND SUPER JUNIOR ARE THE THREE THAT I REALLY WANTED TO GET INTO SO YOU ARE 2/3 MAGNIFICENT RIGHT NOW.

I WAS ALREADY A PRE-MADE FAN OF ONEW AND KEY BECAUSE KEY IS BASICALLY MALE-HYOYEON AND THEY ARE BESTIES WHICH GIVES HIM INSTANT LOVE IN MY HEART. ALSO ONEW THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM, I WANT TO LOVE HIM.

Why are all these males so pleasing to my eyeballs though ;__; it's making it really hard to choose my future husband.

OK WOW CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THEM AND WHY EACH MEMBER SHOULD BE MY FAV AND HOW IT'S EASY TO DISTINGUISH THEM IF YOU HAVE THE TIME/EFFORT?

I'M PRETTY SURE ONEW HAS THE BEST FACE THAT EVER FACED

AND KIM KIBUM. UGH I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EVEN GET TO EXIST??? HE JUST RUINS EVERYTHING. MY FOCUS. MY SHIPS. MY BIASES. SERIOULSY HE IS SO THE WORST I CANNOT DEAL WITH HIM.

ASMDOJDMLJSDMLSJDMLJ THIS POST IS THE FUCKING SHIT!!!

UGH I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP AT THE MOST UNCONVENIENT TIMES BUT I AM BACK NOW WITH FLAIL

IF I COULD BE BOTHERED I WOULD POST THIS SOMEWHERE AND GET MORE PEOPLE TO COME AND PLAY WITH US AND INTRODUCE ME TO PRETTY BOYS AND AWESOME SONGS.

TREASURING THIS ENTRY IN MAH HEART.

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